The World's Greatest Mysteries.... Volume 1

Dear World and readers,

I have decided that, if I can remember, that I want to present a new series of posts over the course of time titled as such "The World's Greatest Mysteries...". I think many of you will agree with me that these are extremely puzzling quagmires:

1. Why are dragons still so fat after they throw up….fire…all the time? (inspired by the terrible Dunkin Donuts Hash Brown Commericals)
2. Why does your fridge have a light, and not your freezer? (I can’t see when I want a late night snack)
3. Why is Paula Abdul still on American Idol? (she is useless)
4. Where did the term couch potato come from? (oh the ways my imagination can make this happen)
5. How did the movie 10,000 BC come to steal my heart? (see it)
6. Why are Woolly Mammoth’s so awesome? (see above)
7. How come every youthful looking girl can be creepy? (see the trailers for Shutter)
8. Why am I not tired right now? (12:28 am)
   

Please feel free to post your own questions, that I may even attempt to answer, as comments.

~BS