I recently received a phone call from my brother telling me about something absolutely magnificent. The news I got was of a new invention that should be nominated for Best Invention of the Year. It is about 10 inches tall, has an aluminum shell, is lime green black and white, and is filled with enough fuel to power a small city:
As of March 20th, 2008, the Best Invention of The Year, and also tastiest way to ensure a heart attack, goes to the:
MONSTER ENERGY "BFC"
This absolutely amazing beverage now comes in a can that holds 32 ounces of life fuel!!!!! I don't even think I would survive the consumption of that many ounces of an energy drink, let alone the effects it would have on my fragile insides. Not only is that impressive, but the Monster Energy company deserves credit for being the most courageous and badass company in the world for putting the "BFC" acronym on their cans. From what my bro told me, it evens says something on the can to the sort of "Yeah, You know what it means". SO AWESOME.
So other than that, life is crazy. I have a ton of tests and research papers to do. Yes I'm procrastinating right now. Bye.
~BS
1 comment:
Thank you. =]
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