Like most college students are.

Hello there W.o.W. subscribers, readers, fans, foes, or whoever you are,

I have not been able to write lately due to a few things:
1. I was busy, like most college students are.
2. I was tired, like most college students are.
3. I was a little under the weather, like most college students are.
4. I was a little depressed, like most college students are (or now are). :(
5. Finally, I had to remember to schedule in meals between: classes fraternity events during Greek Week, getting tattoos, hanging out with the lady friend, rock climbing, music searches, radio shows, dance practices, teeth brushing, sleeping, being on duty as an RA, WALKING THROUGH HEPATITIS CREEK to catch my 300 Rubber Ducks for my charity race which somehow evaded my net/trapping mechanism, playing catch, and more. (probably not like most college kids)


Also, I'm sad to inform you,
But my posts on collegehumor have not gotten enough likes to be put on the main page, so I will continue to write as the time goes on, however my dream of becoming a collegehumor writer a week ago was a little bit hasty and lofty. It's ok to dream. I am like Arethra, and a little semi-famous job that pays you for being something you can't help- being hilarious- cannot stop me from surviving.

I will not forget about you for so long again...I hope.
Let me know you are reading, because I would love to know. Give me a topic, any topic, and I will write about it and try and make it funny.

With much love and respect for those experiencing the aftermath of the Virgina Tech tragedy,
BMS