Over the years, I have contemplated the outcomes of some very serious battles. These people/animals/characters/friends have worked their way into our hearts with their ferocity and goodness. Today, I will explore what would happen if they were to fight.
Today's Battle:
Count Chocula vs. Tony the Tiger
Count Chocula vs. Tony the Tiger
This specific battle has plagued me for years, (and seems to have been referenced by http://www.derok.net/derok/countchocula.html), but this is why:
(pic provided by Aaron Edwards)
(pic provided by Aaron Edwards)
Name: Count Chocula
Address: 1 Creepy Court (the giant castle on the cliff thing)
Interests: Chocolate, being a vampire, being straight gangsta, being the leader of a gang (the Monsters), throwing huge parties, gardening
Powers: Flight (after he turns into a bat), Echo-radar, Super sharp fang, Ability to summon friends at will(Booberry, Frankenberry, and FruitBrute-discontinued after the battle with Snap-Crackle-and Pop, Power-ups from the moon, crazy maze house, sweet cape, and cackle
Weaknesses: The Sun, Garlic, Silver bullets, Wooden Stakes
(pic provided by mutantlog)
Name: Tony the Tiger
Address: Unknown, he is always in a new place, they call him "the Wanderer"
Interests: Frosted Flakes, playing with kids, extreme sports, drinking alone, bathing himself
Powers: Agility, Camoflauge(when in the orange colored plains), Super Strength(when SuperCharged), and sharp teeth and claws...like tigers usually do
Weaknesses: Catnip, Steaks, inability to speak without stuttering(They're Grrrrrrrrrrrrrreat!), water, milk, fleas
The Battle:
There are some very serious things to consider in this battle. The first and foremost is the TIME OF DAY in which the battle takes place. There are some obvious advantages to either. Day is Tony's strength; Night is Count's strength. Either solar event can make or break the fight. The next thing to think about is what food is available on the side. If there is a nice, not quite soggy, still crunchy bowl of Frosted Flakes on the side, Tony might have to have some alone time before the fight. If there is a nice bag, of freshly donated O negative blood, then the Count might have to stop and play some drinking games with his friends.
So, imagine a place, not night or day, both competitors fueled with their choice of food and drink, half plains/half creepy castle. The competitors, super-charged and monster-ized face off. Tony would make the first blow with his agility. The Count would fly up, and distract the cat with an echoing cackle. Both would lose each other in the arena(the bat form Count would lurk in the dark corners of the room, the Tiger in the plain). Punches, scratches, bites, claws, gang-beatings, fury enraged combinations, and more.
In the end, the winner will just have to be: Count Chocula
He just has to win. He's a monster, he has more powers, he can transform, he's the spokesperson for a better cereal and company, and HE'S A VAMPIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This concludes the first battle you've always wanted to see. If you disagree with the outcome, comment why. If you have suggestion for the next battle, comment. In other words, let me know what you are thinking so I can make this blog better!
Address: 1 Creepy Court (the giant castle on the cliff thing)
Interests: Chocolate, being a vampire, being straight gangsta, being the leader of a gang (the Monsters), throwing huge parties, gardening
Powers: Flight (after he turns into a bat), Echo-radar, Super sharp fang, Ability to summon friends at will(Booberry, Frankenberry, and FruitBrute-discontinued after the battle with Snap-Crackle-and Pop, Power-ups from the moon, crazy maze house, sweet cape, and cackle
Weaknesses: The Sun, Garlic, Silver bullets, Wooden Stakes
(pic provided by mutantlog)
Name: Tony the TigerAddress: Unknown, he is always in a new place, they call him "the Wanderer"
Interests: Frosted Flakes, playing with kids, extreme sports, drinking alone, bathing himself
Powers: Agility, Camoflauge(when in the orange colored plains), Super Strength(when SuperCharged), and sharp teeth and claws...like tigers usually do
Weaknesses: Catnip, Steaks, inability to speak without stuttering(They're Grrrrrrrrrrrrrreat!), water, milk, fleas
The Battle:
There are some very serious things to consider in this battle. The first and foremost is the TIME OF DAY in which the battle takes place. There are some obvious advantages to either. Day is Tony's strength; Night is Count's strength. Either solar event can make or break the fight. The next thing to think about is what food is available on the side. If there is a nice, not quite soggy, still crunchy bowl of Frosted Flakes on the side, Tony might have to have some alone time before the fight. If there is a nice bag, of freshly donated O negative blood, then the Count might have to stop and play some drinking games with his friends.
So, imagine a place, not night or day, both competitors fueled with their choice of food and drink, half plains/half creepy castle. The competitors, super-charged and monster-ized face off. Tony would make the first blow with his agility. The Count would fly up, and distract the cat with an echoing cackle. Both would lose each other in the arena(the bat form Count would lurk in the dark corners of the room, the Tiger in the plain). Punches, scratches, bites, claws, gang-beatings, fury enraged combinations, and more.
In the end, the winner will just have to be: Count Chocula
He just has to win. He's a monster, he has more powers, he can transform, he's the spokesperson for a better cereal and company, and HE'S A VAMPIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This concludes the first battle you've always wanted to see. If you disagree with the outcome, comment why. If you have suggestion for the next battle, comment. In other words, let me know what you are thinking so I can make this blog better!
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