Calm State

Dear Wowees,
I'm in a realy calm state right now, and I want to share that with you all. Please take 3 deep breaths, and think a happy thought like Robin Williams did in the movie Hook to make him fly. I promise it will make you a little calmer and happier even when times are the roughest.

More soon. Much love,
BMS

Whoah!

Back in action. Nuff said. Talk to you all soon. ~BMS

Ponder this

Dear readers,
I am sick, and when I'm sick I get sillier than I normally am. My silliness lead to me to this very serious thought, and if someone can help me figure it out, I would be eternally greatful:

"What happens to all the orange peels after they squeeze the oranges to make orange juice?"


HMMmmmm,
BMS

Too good to be true...

Dear Readers,
I am currently watching Fox 25 News right now and I just learned of the most hilarious story. My teaser words for you are stuffed, uterus, fallopian, and education for children. For more information and hilarity, please read this story!!!!

Is it true that you don't use it, you lose it?
BMS

On the eve of greatness

Dear Readers,
I hope you all are having an amazing Martin Luther King Jr. Day. I hope that you are as excited as me for tomorrow. I hope you have noticed that I have written the word hope 4 times now. I am hopeful that our soon the be new President will rally our nation and help us see the hopeful horizon ahead... Not to have a serious tone or anything. Oh yeah. HOPE.

Hopefully Hope-ing at you other hopefuls,
BMS

the answer to one of the oldest question in the book...

dear readers,
Amongst my daily multi-hour quests to Charlestown
Massachusetts, I have stumbled across the answer to a riddle that has plagued the majority of mankind for eons. That question is:

Why do we yawn????

The shortest answer I can give you all is so we don't die. It may also be a long lostnqncient reflex that we don't use anymore, but really it is so we keep breathing normal. To spare you the serious detail that this factoid was delivered to me in, our lungs natural tendency is to collapse, but we have this chemical that we make to keep them from doing so named surfactant. When we yawn, our body thinks tat our lungs have collapsed/shrunk too much. Yawning stretches and releases surfactant so our lungs stay expanded!!! Isn't science fun!!!

I could so be Bill Nye or Beakman,
BMS

on addictions...

dear readers,
I would like to share my addictions. I feel it's a healthy thing to do.

My true addictions include:
1. Caffeine
2. Portmanteauism
3. Cuddling
4. E.L. Fudge cookies

Others include:
5. Heroes
6. The new season of 24 ( just got hooked)
7. The Office
8. Maybe nip/tuck
9. Rhoda Herman
10. Viral videos

There are probably more, but I'm done listing them. In today's world where the goal is to have lots of things, of seems I have collected plenty relatively harmless addictions. I could be shooting heroine or competing in Bloodsport!

Let me know what y'all are addicted to. I am interested in your lives.
much love between classes,

BMS